That's it! I fucking give up! Why the fuck can't I get a long range signal? What the fuck is wrong with everyone in this place?! Seriously! You're all seriously messed up in the head. Now get me a radio that can reach off this planet! Or, hell, outside of the god damn city!

This is Church calling...well, everyone. Broadcasting on an open channel. I don't know where the hell I am, or what that Red guy did to the teleporter or where that OTHER Red guy ended up ( Read more... )